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Grumpz By Dutch Botanicals

Updated: Nov 19, 2022


Strain: Grumpz


Indica/Sativa/Hybrid: Hybrid


Genetics: Runtz x Grape MAC


Aroma (in jar and ground up): From the container, I smelled the influence of MAC with some citrus upfront, but the runtz gives it a floral balance, and overall it comes off mildly sweet. Gains some pungent funk upon grinding.


Taste: The genetics are abundantly clear in this flavor profile from the time it’s lit. I got the fruitiness and sweet flowers I usually sense from runtz, but the grape was also very noticeable. As the joint burned, this batch became more savory.


How it Smokes (smooth, harsh etc.): Mostly smooth, slight lung pressure and limited coughing.


Medical or Recreational: Recreational


THC percentage: 27


Effects: Decompressed. The first few minutes of this strain feels like a way to numb the brain, then fades into calmness and relaxation. At ease, tranquil, but highly functional. If you indulge enough though, you can reach that feeling of being stuck.


Overall: This batch of Grumpz was my first time trying Dutch Botanicals, and I’ll quickly say they made a colossal first impression. Absolutely loved this strain. The flavor blew me away from the first time trying it, as I often love sweeter profiles, but that floral balance of lavender/rose really set this off for me. The effects are versatile enough to be consumed throughout various parts of the day/night. I enjoyed this batch while kicking back watching basketball, before a work meeting, and during a bike ride, and felt serene on every occasion. Lastly, this strain is excellent for relieving anxiousness. I’d put this one in the anytime rotation. Phenomenal job by the team at Dutch Botanicals, I’ll be checking in with your cuts often going forward.


Review Music provided by Cyhi The Prynce - Sunday Morning (she said what you smokin on, oh that's the smell of lavendar!), you can download that on DatPiff. Also shout out Lionel Richie and The Commodores for the classic original.



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